behold

the existential canoe

GraP Nix

feast of arrival

Behold, the GraP Nix have arrived, sooner than expected. the GraP Nix are a crew of extraterrestrial time benders paused in earth orbit for repairs to the existential canoe. in the meantime, the GraP Nix are trying to fit in with the locals on the surface. all around town GraP Nix are laughing out loud, blowing up balloons of themselves, dining on differential equations and hyperbolic geometry, trying to get on tv. a glorious heat shield of diversity, dimensions are shuffled, all is good. join the hilarity of purpose. watch the splendor !

GraP Nix are here now

welcome them

Karl Von Nail

Karl is the Tung of Destiny • intergalactic planetary tasting impresario • an irresistible guidance councilor of cosmic curiosity providing fun and frolick for all solar systems near and far.

Doctor DreaMon

an appointment with doctor dreamon is alternate surreality in the most intoxicating way possible. a brain for all seasons. unattainable intelligence, m theory, math mystic providing xtra dimensional declarative sentences for everything unknown.

Blacky DuHole

blacky duhole says, grap nix live on a higher plane. so to speak • inter dimensional dharma bums, been around the galaxy a few times. blacky is frequently observed bending time at the event horizon cafe.

Dada Rama

dada is all about drama, changes of costume and scenery, dragooning for a make over on the face of the earth. grow a new rain forest, free the flowers, save the bees. health and well being for all loons of comparative compatibility systems analysis.

Botzworth • Alto and Sax

Botzworth, Alto and Sax were at the helm of the existential canoe. none of them were paying attention when the canoe hit a bender • out of nowhere man • spland • suddenly it was all gravity lensing, unknown warp variables, trans particulating adventures through time.

Vern Equinox

Vern is a torroidal star system developer specializing in binary and variable star systems. also a regular at the enceladus fizz bar.

Spencer Bender

Spencer Bender appears resplendent in a spectacular erupting volcano cupcake hat. Bender appeared comfortable in the balmy thousand degree surface temps on venus. the lava hat is an example of a Spencer show stopper, always one to make an entrance. the heat shielding is perfect, variance therms are tamed. Spence waves to the guests transposed on Maat Mons for the occasion.

Diamond Mow

Diamond Mow says the grass is always greener on the other side of the planet. the ball trembles at Mow’s gaze. known for variable flag movement during play, now you see it, now you don’t. Diamond Mow is always a hole in one.

Cherry Ontop

cherry Ontop streaks across the night sky with clock like frequency, an advanced planetary nutritionist probing the delicatessen of earthly delights.

Lingo

Lingo is a timespace bell ringer in the fab grap nix band 4 by 5 , along with Karl, blacky and dada. don’t get to close, gravity flakes will impound your desire to be weightless in space, together in a time tunnel with Lingo. there’s no light at the end of it.

Sir Mick Showboat

the admirable sir Mick Showboat, camelot crooner sailing the high velocity winds blowing around the hydrogen clouds of Neptune. a real vortex navigator.

Splornip

Splornip the third is descended from a family of gravitational wave theorists and veteran star bots, hardwired for action, splornip delights in gas giant tornado surfing, asteroid sculpting and comet riding. splornip rocks all worlds.

 

The One and Only

Curly Wavy

Karl Von Nail • DaDa Rama • Billy Tell Junior • Curly Wavy • Vern Equinox • Pierre Fume • Klent Kong Sprdong • Ol’ Flat Top • Sir Mick Showboat

Karl Von Nail • Pierre Fume • Diamond Mow • Curly Wavy • Billy Tell Junior • Vern Equinox • Sir Mick Showboat • Ol’ Flat Top • DaDa Rama

Welcome Doctor DreaMon

Karl Von Nail • Tung of Destiny arrives on a cupcake platter of delight and transcendence.