Hark Diamond Mow

How does the grass grow on the other side of the planet. is it really greener or more blue with time. tell us Diamond Mow. we really want to know. grass is green, same as the money machine, it’s always greener on the other side of the world, as all gamblers know. show me your cards Botzworth, trick or treat or over the rainbow. you’ve really got a hold on me, Diamond Mow, just like the Beatles. ever hear of them Diamond Mow.

Indeed, i was in a movie with them about a yellow submarine. nice bunch of lads, good with a tune too.

Word is you’ve been sniffing around the jolly greens of augusta. what’s on your mind Diamond Mow, greens playing soft or to fast, boring flag placement, ball washer dry.?  

au contraire, atomthought. the ball trembles at my gaze ! 

the blades of grass beg for mercy, bending to my will !

Diamond Mow is always a hole in one !

that’s how it’s done Botz.

the loons are adjusting to the millions of sheep i have provided to every golf course on the planet, to eat the putting green grass, keep it trim and tidy, smooth to the touch, embracing the ball into the cup.

Bark Boner, head dog of sheep, is providing golf course grass eating sheep logistics. mainly chasing the sheep off the greens as loons putt through. 

thank you Diamond Mow for auto variable flag movement during play. now you see the hole, now you don’t. place your bets, as if 6 is 9 on the back nine. watch out for quicksand in the bunkers. now on to tee it up with Diamond Mow on the scarps of miranda