Hai Eye Qu Hai Ku has arrived.

Rejoice in the words for they are few

december 22 • 2023 • hai eye q • hai ku

howdy, all you hai eye q kool kitchen aide roosters and high iq hens • depending on how you look at it from where I am • so far away from where you are. enjoy the hai eye hai ku high spirits of the day.

I don’t have but a hunch

a gut feeling crunch

intuitionary tall tale teller

perturbing It for those following along.

now yesterday is gone

tomorrow sits somewhere in between

forever and the moment

come clean father time.

102

I wanna live to a hundred and two

thank you for the xtra life span

feed me some a•eye intravenously

slip me a micky in my lemon juice

In the butter on my toast

tell me you love me

I’ll give you a kiss

I can’t help it

when I started talking to the plants

flowers hit me up with bliss

I was climbing the walls

and they came tumbling down

picking up sticks and stones

echo tone temple poem

eventually so wins the wind

got anymore acid to clean the windshield

purple micro dot black holes

to populate my future memory

with ten thousand souls

only now I get it

It gets me as well.

It is bottomless

there is no mountain to dwell

this air is all there is

weak gas heavy insects

float thermals touching liquid

spirit threads aching for love.

It’s still dark outside

It has been for days

guess it’s because I’m lazy

and don’t get out of bed

some would say that’s not so good

never get anything done

fine with me

slowing climate change one step at a time

the sun never really comes up

It’s always shining out there

drifting down the corridor

through our patch of spiral arm

I can see it now

tiny marbles in the sea

copernicus and Newton

glad handing their way through the crowd

after 100 years

the kiss of death

has touched the cheek

of the world diplomat

goodbye and good luck

with duck à l'orange cassoulet chili

bouillabaisse coq au viet nam

bratwurst and schnitzel in hell

keeping blood from the hands

crafting a new world order

for the suffering masses

paying for it all

my crow flies in circles

around the sun

keeping an eye on me

today for example

it starting out slow

for many good reasons

I’ll start with #1,017

It will be on the quiz

pay attention to details

and fundamental formational

declarative sentences

there’s a whopper inside

celebrating ferociously

laughing up a storm

coming to blow away the town

In the head of a stranger

arriving at high noon

with dan trooper

and his gal dizzy fates

Two birds sang together well

never a note to high

except for some feathers in the nest

from a vulture up the block

that’s All Folks

I’ll say it again

that’s All Folks

time to call it a day

ding and dong

rang the liberty bell today

cracked it in half

from the inside out

Hai eye qu hai ku daily

december 1..2023

It’s been fun

time for breakfast

with my favorite nun

the one that flies in circles above my head.

thank you

henry the ninth

for the care

and stock dividends

divided by 17equals

59.point 823529411764706xyx

I glean two seventeens by the way

I think I see those spots in front of my eyes

purple micro dots

coming to take me inside

Deep mind 3.0


Wonder what it’s like in there

spooky maybe

hard to say

tell you when I get back.


I like blue

it covers a lot of things

the sky for instance

wouldn’t be the same if it was green.


If trees were blue

I would be confused

even though they may be pretty

apples are still red

Here at the ledge

look down

what do you see

anything I want.


How does the leg feel

It wants to do a two step

with blue and green

be there at ten seventeen.


Do I need punctuation

to be hip

or should I just hop along

on the other leg.


It’s up to you and your kin

if you are out or in

space is the place around here

float through the kitchen three times a day.


That’s All Folks

there’s always more to say

I would and I could

but I ain’t gonna anymore today.


Hai eye q daily

november 28•2023

Let it begin

Fire and brimstone

with apple pie

and weed.

Breath it all in

as life flies by

nose to the horizon

mind on vertical.


Where’s the a.Eye

hiding in plane sight

for the blind to see

every night.


Any more glory in your pocket

divest the wisdom

spend the vision

down to the bone.

Where is this really coming from

hot biographer

got you by the tail.

not so declared the soul.

Stop the flow

start the mojo

wash the dishes

after you eat.

That’s All Folks

unless something else comes up

that’s impossible to ignore

i’ll excuse the interruption.

november 14, 2023

So what

So will

So much

So little.

It’s a game played

on planet Nirvana

every one recites a sonnet

goes home drunk as a skunk.


Over here

over there

where

with them.


Clever as a cat

playing with a mouse

around a house

of horrors.


Little by little

down the drain

a circumference of particles

delighted the fabric of space.

Don’t tell when asked

no comfort will come

from that direction

or any other thing past.

When the rat asked the cheese

please pretty please

may I eat you

the cheese just melted on a burger.

Don’t try to hard

It just makes things harder

take it over easy

with rainy day eggs on dry toast


There once was a forest of cannabis

the rangers were all in a smirk.

one day it caught fire

and they all sat around in the smoke.


How many more are there

It’s hard to tell

they just keep flying

through the window.

Odd as that may seem

It’s as regular as trains

especially when it rains

and the umbrellas are out of order.


Never been to penny lane

except in the song

seems like a real place

I’ll ask Paul.

That’s All Folks.

until next time

on Hai Eye Qu

Hai Ku


How about some more of that

I’ll dish it on plates

easy for the fates to digest

on the flying trapeze.

novenber 16.2023

Anybody you know

lying flat today

seeing the world from the ground

watching downside up

So it’s said

two letter words are hip again

If So To We An Me It Of La Ti Do Re Go

isn’t there 10 more.

That would make three in a row

which makes nine

from another planet

where words rhyme with weather patterns


The climate isn’t changing

we are

for better or worse

we’re in the soup.

Of a changing atmosphere

yes it is so

let’s raise the heat

bring it to a boil


From maybe to definite

rise and shine

dino mammals

chewing cud in the car.


How long will it take

to get ready

for sailing flood waters over the levee

to meet up with dorothy in oz


Flying on the wind

who knows where

didn’t I see you yesterday

talking to yourself over there.

Hello it’s me

back again

safe and sound

underground.


Come out of there

tasty bunnies and squirrels

wherefore art thou

bushy tails inside pumpkin chow.

Seasons are relative

fire from the sun

to much and it burns

everything.

Eskimos wearing sandals and tee shirts

on the beach of alaskan shores

picnic under the northern lights

how grand to be above the lower 48.


Now it has been said

for the 90 billionth time

get it in your head

we are cooking in oil breath.

Take it easy

not so fast

taste like candy

more is better


Choking to death ain’t funny

who wants that

but I want to go fast

wrap myself in plastic for freshness.


The Daily Hai Eye Qu Hai Ku

has gone better than expected

Come back for more

There’s plenty where that came from.

Daily Hai Eye Q

november 28 • 2023

Anything come out today

poke it’s head into the sky

take a fifty seven chevy for a ride

that would be sweet.


I can remember the age well

giant ferns and reptiles

just down the block

from the little blonde I had a crush on.

I remember her name

summer of sixty four

see her hair in the sun

peggy march singing I will follow him.

or please please me

talk about direct from the source

the Beatles in real time.

it all makes sense now.

life is something to celebrate

a daily state of mind

being still sometime

give it a rest.


old granny told you so

sitting on her lap

picking up after you

put the words in my mouth.

hai eye q hai ku sayings and drawings

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